#he is so pathetic and ridiculous

[lordnochybaty]

The fact that they set up a pirate queen just for her to be defeated in the dumbest way nobody barely navy guy. Wtf

Every one rightfully ragging on Izzy's death for being rushed, narratively unsatisfying and just dumb within the rules of their own universe, but I would also like to make a brief shout out to the disappointment that came from introducing a bad ass Chinese woman, set her up as the big bad, only to have her empire completely crumble out from beneath her, utterly defang her before she gets to do anything cool and have the new big bad be another pathetic white boy.

Taking a break from being mad about Izzy to be mad about Zheng.

[teatitty]

It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?

And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"

[squidcandy]

customer service pros

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[heybiji]

[neverswungonswingingstars]

Look at this sad pathetic baby 🥺

Lestat in And That's the End of It. There's Nothing Else

[olliepurples]

my personal take on neal and keller is that they had this weird situationship for a while that they did not talk about and when they broke it off neal moved on but keller didn't. he was more invested than he thought and in his mind things would just go on the way they were forever.

[maximura]

You know what? I lied. I might go see Dune Part Two again purely to watch Austin Butler be ridiculous on screen in black and white. Now I’m not saying he’s my favourite part of the movie but that exactly what I’m saying.

[rowanisawriter]

thinking fondly of gale saying he would blow up the entire camp and everyone in it after you tell him that the night you spent together was “fine”

[crustyfloor]

And like a dejected puppy

[engagemythrusters]

20 yo Boba so girl-coded to me, but not as in literal actual GIRL, but instead like when you refer to someone as "one of the girls." his pathetic ass is being dragged unwillingly by cheering drunk women off to the next club. don't help him. he needs the enrichment.

[nerosdayinanime]

fuckign obsessed with sabigiyu... sabito's tough and snarky and brash when hes around people but then see him with giyuu and hes the biggest fucking puppy... constantly touching and being affectionate whenever he can, harshly stopping/snapping at anyone who tries to badmouth giyuu or even looks at him wrong, always glancing back when hes talking looking for giyuu's attention and recognition- he so freely displays his love and its just so sickeningly sweet to anyone around as witness

giyuu's a youngest child too, you know he'd eat that shit up. he fucking loves how much sabito spoils him- the occasional time sabito tries to be stern or ignores him all he has to do is bat his eyes and raise the corners of his mouth and sabito near immediately caves to whatever he wants. anything to see giyuu's full smile, and giyuu never hesitates with him

they know exactly what the other wants at a given moment, know when to be soft and sweet or when to be rough and wild- quietly sitting together close enough for their thighs to touch and enjoying the warmth of eachother's presence to playfully pushing buttons until the other snaps and gives their full attention to grappling the other to the ground. they'd both stop at the drop of a dime for the other for whatever reason needed, lovingly teasing and calling the other an idiot the whole way out

[monstrsball]

oikawa making a dramatic love declaration in the rain because he's a romantic. suga can't help but laugh but he's blushing too and he invites oikawa into his apartment and shares his umbrella with him for the rest of the walk. and he gives oikawa a towel and some dry clothes. and he still hasn't actually responded to oikawa's confession and oikawa is getting nervous but then suga says that of course he likes him back. and they make plans to go on an actual date soon.

[marieisnothere12]

me and the guy im still not over (its been 1.5 years)

[nanamikentoseyebags]

nanami kento who's never been very tactile in his live. he has lovely parents but they used to show their love different ways never showering him with affection.

nanami kento who learned to do it that very way. he was never a fan of pda, though he wasn't against holding your hand or kissing your forehead in public but that was pretty much it.

nanami kento who didn't mind you running your fingers through his hair and slightly massaging the back of his neck, when you two were chilling on the big sofa at your house. it was so foreign but so liberating and even vital that he couldn't help but lean to your featherlight touch.

nanami kento who never asked for it. it's not that he was afraid to lose his stoic facade, no he was just trying to convince himself that he never really craved this kind of affection.

nanami kento for whom the thought of getting used to the feeling and then eventually losing it was the worst nightmare imaginable.

nanami kento who slightly nods when you tell him that it's okay to ask for a hug if you need one.

nanami kento who comes home after a long mission weary and distressed and quietly whispers, "can you hold me for a bit please?"

nanami kento who closes his eyes and exhales shakily pressing his cheek against your chest and twines his arms around you.

nanami kento who feels at ease the second you start caressing his cheekbone, holding him close .

nanami kento who cautiously learns what it's like to be loved that gentle.

nanami kento who lives in the peace of tenderness with you.

[mettywiththenotes]

People need to realise AFO is The Worst Some Guy Ever

Like, is he horrifying and poses as a threat to everyone? Manipulates and grooms people? Is everyone scared of him including his spies? Yeah

But he's also a man inspired by a comic book he only half read. He continously calls himself Demon Lord and implies he is a better version of that character. Clearly that character stuck with him from the moment he read the comic and, upon literally getting a super power, goes "I'll be the greatest demon lord!" and uses that as a motivation to ruin people's lives

His Origin came from basically reading a book he didn't like the ending of despite never fully reading it. He's a Some Guy

But he also kills people, grooms them, does what he wants because he can and has the power to do so. He's the Worst Person Ever

So he is both. He has that range. He is The Worst Some Guy Ever

[platonicallylovesick]

Current brother ranking has gotta be

Beel & Bel (tied for first. NO NOT JUST BECAUSE THEYRE TWINS I just love them that much

Satan

Levi

Mammon

Lucifer

Asmo