#he is so pathetic and ridiculous

[valtsv]

that shitty thing some people do where they compliment something about you, only to take it back and reveal that it was meant to be a joke at your expense when you sincerely thank them for it, used to bother me until i realised that you can just. keep it. refuse to hand that power back to them. they are never prepared to deal with this.

[ultravioletbrit]

“short” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 338 words

James is going to be cool. He’s going to be normal, casual. It’s just a night out with friends he can handle that. A night out with friends, including his best friend and his best friend’s brother who happens to be the most beautiful man James has ever seen. But James is going to be totally cool about it.

James’ plan works for about five minutes until Regulus shows up wearing low-rise jeans that hug his hips and a crop top. A fucking crop top that reveals several inches of smooth skin, a slender waist and a belly ring. A fucking belly ring.

James’ brain short-circuits. There’s not a single thought in his head and he can’t tear his eyes away from Regulus. His eyes travel up Regulus’ body until he makes eye contact and Regulus smirks. He fucking smirks.

“You alright there, Potter?” Regulus asks when he gets close enough.

“Huh?” James’ brain is on a constant loop of how beautiful Regulus is and he can’t form any other words.

“I said are you alright? You look a little dazed?” Regulus’ voice is low and sultry and just as beautiful as he is.

“You’re beautiful.” James blurts out because there are no other thoughts in his head.

“Huh?” Regulus’ smirk drops and his eyes go wide.

“What?” James asks numbly.

“You… I…”

“You?… Huh?…”

“I…”

“God, you’re both pathetic. Just go fuck in the bathroom already.” Barty's voice cuts through the static in James’ brain.

“DO NOT go fuck in the bathroom.” Sirius cuts in. “But, yes, you are both pathetic.”

“Huh?” James and Regulus say at the same time.

“This is hard to watch. I’m getting a drink.” Barty pushes past them and Sirius follows him to the bar.

James and Regulus stare at each other for a few awkward moments. James’ thoughts are slowly coming back to him, but one thought still stands out.

“You’re beautiful.” James breaks the silence.

Regulus’ cheeks turn a lovely shade of pink and he finally breaks eye contact. “You said that already.”

“It bears repeating.”

[lordnochybaty]

The fact that they set up a pirate queen just for her to be defeated in the dumbest way nobody barely navy guy. Wtf

Every one rightfully ragging on Izzy's death for being rushed, narratively unsatisfying and just dumb within the rules of their own universe, but I would also like to make a brief shout out to the disappointment that came from introducing a bad ass Chinese woman, set her up as the big bad, only to have her empire completely crumble out from beneath her, utterly defang her before she gets to do anything cool and have the new big bad be another pathetic white boy.

Taking a break from being mad about Izzy to be mad about Zheng.

[teatitty]

It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?

And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"

[squidcandy]

customer service pros

bonus:

[heybiji]

[neverswungonswingingstars]

Look at this sad pathetic baby 🥺

Lestat in And That's the End of It. There's Nothing Else

[maximura]

You know what? I lied. I might go see Dune Part Two again purely to watch Austin Butler be ridiculous on screen in black and white. Now I’m not saying he’s my favourite part of the movie but that exactly what I’m saying.

[dazais-guardian-angel]

Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3

[crustyfloor]

And like a dejected puppy

[engagemythrusters]

20 yo Boba so girl-coded to me, but not as in literal actual GIRL, but instead like when you refer to someone as "one of the girls." his pathetic ass is being dragged unwillingly by cheering drunk women off to the next club. don't help him. he needs the enrichment.

[monstrsball]

oikawa making a dramatic love declaration in the rain because he's a romantic. suga can't help but laugh but he's blushing too and he invites oikawa into his apartment and shares his umbrella with him for the rest of the walk. and he gives oikawa a towel and some dry clothes. and he still hasn't actually responded to oikawa's confession and oikawa is getting nervous but then suga says that of course he likes him back. and they make plans to go on an actual date soon.

[mt-isnothere12]

me and the guy im still not over (its been 1.5 years)

[nanamikentoseyebags]

nanami kento who's never been very tactile in his live. he has lovely parents but they used to show their love different ways never showering him with affection.

nanami kento who learned to do it that very way. he was never a fan of pda, though he wasn't against holding your hand or kissing your forehead in public but that was pretty much it.

nanami kento who didn't mind you running your fingers through his hair and slightly massaging the back of his neck, when you two were chilling on the big sofa at your house. it was so foreign but so liberating and even vital that he couldn't help but lean to your featherlight touch.

nanami kento who never asked for it. it's not that he was afraid to lose his stoic facade, no he was just trying to convince himself that he never really craved this kind of affection.

nanami kento for whom the thought of getting used to the feeling and then eventually losing it was the worst nightmare imaginable.

nanami kento who slightly nods when you tell him that it's okay to ask for a hug if you need one.

nanami kento who comes home after a long mission weary and distressed and quietly whispers, "can you hold me for a bit please?"

nanami kento who closes his eyes and exhales shakily pressing his cheek against your chest and twines his arms around you.

nanami kento who feels at ease the second you start caressing his cheekbone, holding him close .

nanami kento who cautiously learns what it's like to be loved that gentle.

nanami kento who lives in the peace of tenderness with you.

[mettywiththenotes]

People need to realise AFO is The Worst Some Guy Ever

Like, is he horrifying and poses as a threat to everyone? Manipulates and grooms people? Is everyone scared of him including his spies? Yeah

But he's also a man inspired by a comic book he only half read. He continously calls himself Demon Lord and implies he is a better version of that character. Clearly that character stuck with him from the moment he read the comic and, upon literally getting a super power, goes "I'll be the greatest demon lord!" and uses that as a motivation to ruin people's lives

His Origin came from basically reading a book he didn't like the ending of despite never fully reading it. He's a Some Guy

But he also kills people, grooms them, does what he wants because he can and has the power to do so. He's the Worst Person Ever

So he is both. He has that range. He is The Worst Some Guy Ever

[platonicallylovesick]

Current brother ranking has gotta be

Beel & Bel (tied for first. NO NOT JUST BECAUSE THEYRE TWINS I just love them that much

Satan

Levi

Mammon

Lucifer

Asmo